February 2010
He just wrestled me on his bed for his phone. I'm...
I'm getting disowned by my twin on his own bed.
I feel rejected. He wants a public apology from me for “rejecting” him even though I practically raped him on a street pole in front of police officers and 2 random black people AND at the same corner defended him from a drunk Asian guy that was trying to get at him.
Yet he still wants a public apology from me in front of all his friends, DEYAM, he is more difficult than a woman.
I don't say this enough
but I love my twin brother, with all my heart. He da best I eva had. <4534534453643
Recaption
Off to San Diego at 8am.
Adventure SD with my cousin and sister, witness a man biking on the freeway, I want to move there, I like their buildings, drove back to OC, was in pitch black at South Coast Plaza because the entire mall had a blackout, very amusing, went to Urban Outfitters, almost puked at how indie everything was in this shopping center called “Freedom Plaza,” raced some...
January 2010
Its a Saturday
and Im at home totally doing nothing for the first time in almost 4 weeks.
Sadly though, I am extremely excited to go to sleep at 8:30. I havent gone to bed in the last 3 weeks until at least 2-3am. I need to recharge my battery and get my sleep cycle semi back on track.
Tomorrow I’m off to San Diego by 8am and Im really not looking forward to that, but whatever, like sitting at home on...
My jaw dropped
When this suposed long lost cousin said his name was vacuum. How awkward. He is obviously gay and he has the name vacuum? Wow.
I miss being tan.
Going to San Diego tomorrow should be......
Supposedly there is some “long lost family member” coming to my house today and everyone in the family suspects him being gay because he lives in West Hollywood and also his sister being a lesbo because she only has “girl friends” over and living with her. There are so many awkward turtles moments today. There will be a lot of gay babies born on January 30th, 2010.
Say Wha?
So you create drama, I disown you, you still talk as if nothing is the matter, I dont respond, you continue, finally you give up, finally I dont really care anymore, I can push better then you can shove, time goes by, random bump in, random text after not talking in person about if I miss you, I say no, you say ouch and get mad, I dont care still, I live my life, seems like you dont, one more...
This definitely isn't a Nashville party
Wtf are these hipster kids doing here getting dim...
(via fiona-l)
I laughed so hard reading this. Tell those hipsters that Dim Sum is not hip, its chink and GTFO ASAP.
oh my gawd
twin: no p in the v
Me: how about p in the a
Hahahahahha
Me: how about p in the m
Twin: okay
Me: how about p in the e?
Twin: ear?
KBAI!
So Happaayyy I could die
TOTALLY DESTROYED MY CALC MIDTERM.
ALL WORRIES ARE DONE TILL NEXT WEEK.
I AM SO READY FOR THE WEEKEND.
THINGS COULDNT BE BETTER.
CHEYES CHEYES CHEYES
HORRAY HORRAY
Dear Fiona,
fiona-l:
sorcererandtea:
I am still waiting for our amazing Victoria Secret experience. Thong Flinging?
That is enough to say.
Dear Russell,
I am always down & will be patiently waiting for you tell me when this will happen.
So, say more.
I have been waiting far too long for this! LETS DO IT! HAHAHHA But really, we need to!
We have to fulfill our myspace whore days ;) and take...
Dear Fiona,
I am still waiting for our amazing Victoria Secret experience. Thong Flinging?
That is enough to say.
Whoever doubted me and my twin were obviously...
Dear Ricardo (twin):
I am so glad to see the progress you have made since you met me. I have melted your cold, rigid, heartless soul. Its about time someone stood up to the plate and made you into the true human that you should be.
Even if you dont smile in pictures and look like a tranny, I’m ok with that. Even if you dress up as a black man, thats cool. Even if you look like a malnourished penis, its all good...
Tumblr, you have distracted me from studying for...
Lunch
Me: What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
Twin: You
Me: .................
Now who is the creep? HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Obviously obsession.
22percent:
if Ricardo:Lady Gaga then Russell:Ricardo
Obsessed.
(beeteadubz, Russell is just ranking up creeper points and LOL points at the same time)
OH HEWW NOOOOO YOU GOT IT BACKWARDS
well fuck you too
So I’m really annoyed at the moment and I’m sitting in class being antisocial so I might as well rant some shit on tumblr to keep myself from falling asleep.
1. So I cut off this dumbass Toyota driver on campus because they were going SO slow. After parking the moron rolls up next to me and like gives me the dirtiest look and then starts talking shit. WHY DOES RANDOM CRAP LIKE THIS...
Um, weird
I had to drive into LA this morning to take my dad to the doctors and while I was walking back to get the car and pick him up I see this man get hit pretty good by a car. Um, it was weird. Thats all to say? Leave it to fucked up LA drivers to hit people and the douche bag didnt even stop unless it was for other people making him. This is why intercity living is for me, because I like random ass...
CORRECTION
MY TWIN WANTS TO LACE MY DRINK with VIAGRA.
DONT LISTEN TO HIS *LIBEL
Anonymous asked: do all polaroid film work with all polaroid cameras?
Viagra
Dad: Would you like some Viagra?
Me: WHAT THE FUCK!
Ricardo: Ummmm
Megan: Umm
MY DAD JUST OFFERED MY FRIEND VIAGRA. YES IT WAS REALLY VIAGRA, I AM BEYOND EMBARRASSED THAT I AM HIS SON.
