January 2011
gearvis: In 2011 I met my best tumblr friend russell the half asian half white I love Gervis Appreciation Post 2010(my time)/2011(his time) He is going to be my New Year kiss <3
Jan 1st
I just got pulled over
I had some drinks tonight but definitely no where to impair my driving. He said I was going 45 in a 30. The officer let me go and told me it’s only because it’s New Year. THANK THE LORD I DIDN’T GET A TICKET OR DUI
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Special Panties Stymie Scanners at Airports →
ptereschmancycologne: This is kind of rad. I’d consider buying if I were going to fly. This is the coolest thing ever for traveling
Jan 1st
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Anonymous asked: how tall are you?
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: What does hipster actually mean? No one can give me a good definition because they don't know it either, even though they use the word. Please inform me :)
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: you dont have abs tho
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Anonymous asked: how tall are you?
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Anonymous asked: When did you get abs?
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: What is your pant's size?
Jan 1st
Anonymous asked: When did you get abs?
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Anonymous asked: What is your pant's size?
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rae-elizaabeth asked: Russell! So you know how you told me you're going to see a friend in Kalamazoo? Is his name Jason? One of my best friends goes to Kalamazoo College and we went out today and said she knows this guy from LA named Jason..maybe that's him? idk...hahah
Jan 1st
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cakeody asked: Dear Russell,

I'm pretty sure I've been following your Tumblr for over a year now. I first stumbled across you after I searched "half Asian" in the Tumblr search bar because I needed some good-looking halfies on my dash. Now I just want to tell you that I really enjoyed seeing you grow and develop during this past year, from seeing you list what unfortunate...
Jan 1st
December 2010
cakeody asked: Dear Russell,

I'm pretty sure I've been following your Tumblr for over a year now. I first stumbled across you after I searched "half Asian" in the Tumblr search bar because I needed some good-looking halfies on my dash. Now I just want to tell you that I really enjoyed seeing you grow and develop during this past year, from seeing you list what unfortunate...
Dec 31st
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Good night, everyone.
thestormyjordan: I have to be up bright and early to start on my lip exercises. Gotta make sure my new year kiss with my arm is special!
Dec 31st
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My 2010 year
I met my best friend Ricardo only a few days after the new year had begun and he has become my Siamese twin for the past 12 months Met some pretty amazing people in the months to follow Got my Range Rover China study abroad for a month  Dated a few girls here and there Spent way too much time on Tumblr Learned a lot about myself and others Grew up and became better than I already was  ...
Dec 31st
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Pickup lines for math class
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities. Will you be the sine to my cosine? I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl. Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
remembermefondly asked: your blog is fantastic. you say some good shit man, haha. andddd i saw someone asked if you liked interpol? and you saying yes makes you a winnerrrr.
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: Have you ever tried tucking you rdick between your legs so it look slike you have a vagina? JW
Dec 31st
My mom said she has never been drunk in her life. She was born in Vietnam and said that it is a “no no” to drink there, then she went to college in Belgium and never drank there either and then she came to America and she never drinks here besides a glass of wine here and there. LOL, she is in her 50s.
Dec 31st
rae-elizaabeth asked: Russell! So you know how you told me you're going to see a friend in Kalamazoo? Is his name Jason? One of my best friends goes to Kalamazoo College and we went out today and said she knows this guy from LA named Jason..maybe that's him? idk...hahah
Dec 31st
It never fails, I post a picture of myself and...
I know I’m good looking and you’re jealous, but damn gimme a break.
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I vomit in my mouth whenever I see people get...
Dec 30th
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I’m going to try and give up tumblr lol
Dec 30th
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Tumblr is the smallest social networking site
The most random people that I follow or that follow me follow people that I know or follow or yeah. Seems like everyone knows everyone in some weird intertwined way.
Dec 30th
when people on fb default their cars
themarzvolta: AND THEY AIN’T EVEN NICE
Dec 30th
I honestly can't take people with low self esteem...
It reminds me too much of my old self. Always complaining and fishing for compliments that only make you feel good for a few hours and then you are on the pursuit for another compliment to make you feel good again about yourself. I used to rely mainly on other people to make me feel good about myself, but now almost 95% of my happiness comes from myself. I am happy and content with myself and I...
Dec 30th
castration asked: do u love me yet
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castration asked: do u love me yet
Dec 30th
I just found the best package ever!
So I am walking to my moms office and I see this black bag (looked like one of those night bags that you put all your toiletries in) and I looked around and no one was around. So I walk up to it and look at it. I see that there is tons of stuff in it and I open it up. Cigarettes, a wallet, Indonesia ID cards, passports, visas, and more were in it. I pretty much found an embassy persons nap sack. ...
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: A+ blog...better than Ricardo's...and you're hotter than him too so its all good
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: A+ blog...better than Ricardo's...and you're hotter than him too so its all good
Dec 30th
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My blog is pretty perfect and I feel bad for the people that don’t follow me or those that unfollow me. Suxs 4 u bro.
Dec 29th
Anonymous asked: logan from big time rush could be your cousin.
or something.
it's just really weird.
you remind me of a skinnier him.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9500000/Logan-Henderson-big-time-rush-9560609-248-425.jpg
Dec 29th
Sometimes I wonder how it would be to be ugly.
Dec 29th
that awkward moment when you unexpectedly meet...
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Dec 29th
It's stupid that the drinking age is 21
It needs to be lowered or gotten ride of all together. Big deal it’s a drink, get over it you alcohol Nazis. It’s so irritating.
Dec 29th
I'm stranded at a Carls Junior with Ricardo in...
We just planned The Great Escape and now we are waiting for a friend to pick us up. Girls in the booth behind us are taking pictures of us with their iPod touches but they are pretending to take pictures of themselves. I am not stupid lol, it’s alright, I would take a picture of myself too if I saw me.
Dec 29th
Anonymous asked: logan from big time rush could be your cousin.
or something.
it's just really weird.
you remind me of a skinnier him.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9500000/Logan-Henderson-big-time-rush-9560609-248-425.jpg
Dec 29th
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